JSfuck

„Mám od lásky štempl na JSfuck“

- Petr Hapka

Názorná fotka Petra Hapky dokazuje, že JSfuck je užíván i mezi populárními umělci

„Матика и JSfuck, мои любимые !!“

- Grigorij Jakovlevič Perelman

Dokonce i mezinárodně uznávaný matematik Grigorij Jakovlevič Perelman dosáhl svého úspěchu díky JSfuck

Je samozřejmě známo že i samotný Pythagoras dokázal svého objevu díky tohoto úžasného programovacího jazyka

JSfuck je objektově orientovaný, kompilovaný, hyperexpobozonálněpolymetrický programovací jazyk. Využívá se především v kritických systémech, jako jsou nemocnice a jaderné elektrárny. Jeho vysoká spolehlivost a rychlost je bezkonkurenční a jeho hyperexpobozonálněpolymetričnost je ta nejhyperexpobozonálněpolymetrická věc na světě. Je také známý svou obrovskou superlehkostí a zvládne ho i retardovaný student z telekomky.

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Příklad syntaxe

Názorný příklad superlehkého hyperbozonálněpolymetrického parciálnědiferenciálního kódu od nejuznávanějšího Ostravského programátora Jaromíra Nohavici:

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Rychlost tohoto kódu je rovna $\lim _{x\rightarrow \infty }{\frac {1}{2^{x}}}$

Máme právě výuku c#, prosím pomoc, pomoc. To je moc.

Známé osobnosti které JSfuck využívaly

Petr Hapka

Michal Horáček

Grigorij Jakovlevič Perelman

Miloš Zeman

Jaromír Nohavica

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